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給媽媽的禮物,你準備了么?

There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back together they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said "I will build a big house for our mother."
The second said "I will send her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third said "Remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible And you know she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter mom sent out her letters of thanks.
"Milton" she wrote to one son "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald" she wrote to another "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude"
"Dearest Donald" she wrote to her third son "you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

  一個女人有3個兒子.長大成人后,兒子們紛紛出外謀生,數(shù)年后功成名就.回到家鄉(xiāng),他們聚在一起,商量送什么禮物給年邁的母親.
  第一個說:“我要給母親建一所大房子.”
  第二個說:“我要把一輛梅塞德斯連同司機一起送給母親.”
  第三個說:“你們還記得吧?媽媽特別喜歡讀《圣經》.你們也知道,她的眼現(xiàn)在有點花了.我要送她一只非同尋常的鸚鵡,這只鸚鵡可以將整部《圣經》背誦下來,神父們花了12年的時間才教會它.媽媽只需要說出篇章、段落,這只鸚鵡就能把它背出來.”
  之后不久,母親給兒子們分別回信表示感謝.
  “米爾頓,”她在信中給一個兒子寫道,“你為我建的房子實在有點太大了,我只住一個房間,卻需要打掃整所房子.”
  “杰羅德,”她給另一個兒子寫道,“我太老了,不能再出去旅游了.大部分時間我都待在家里,那輛梅塞德斯很少用.而且,那個司機也太粗魯了!”
  “我最親愛的唐納德,”在給第三個兒子的信中她寫道,“你最知道媽媽需要什么,那只小雞非常好吃.”
今年,給媽媽的禮物你準備了么?
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elefy
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2007-01-07 12:10
good , The chicken was delicious.
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2007-01-07 22:21
@elefy
good,Thechickenwasdelicious.
給媽媽準備了一條鈀金項鏈.哈?
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sushilang
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2007-01-10 20:02
呵呵`
最后一句是有點意思~
呵呵~
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hjhlql
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2007-01-10 20:17
呵呵, 送得不對路子, 所以有點不是太理想.
送點實在一點的東東, 不要那些華而不實的東東,  給錢老人是舍不得花的, 不實在, 送黃金什么的, 也不實在, 那是表面光鮮, 實際能起到多少作用?
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2007-01-10 22:58
@hjhlql
呵呵,送得不對路子,所以有點不是太理想.送點實在一點的東東,不要那些華而不實的東東,  給錢老人是舍不得花的,不實在,送黃金什么的,也不實在,那是表面光鮮,實際能起到多少作用?
批金戴銀,也許能夠保留的時間長一點,或者能讓老人在別人面前夸耀一翻,只能是這樣了.
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hjhlql
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2007-01-11 11:15
@小林電源
批金戴銀,也許能夠保留的時間長一點,或者能讓老人在別人面前夸耀一翻,只能是這樣了.
那也是, 現(xiàn)實太現(xiàn)實了, 人活一口氣, 樹活一張皮嘛,  現(xiàn)在有很多人是憑一個人的衣裝來看人的, 所以呢, 外裝也是很重要的,特別是老人家有這個想法的時候送物, 是再好不過的了.
最后恭祝天下所有老人家晚年幸福, 健康!
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